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PAGE 10A HERITAGE FLORIDA JEWISH NEWS, OCTOBER 3, 2014 By Jana Banin Best line: "Save Soviet jewelry?! Where are we going HOLLYWOOD, Fla.(JTA)-- to put it? I say keep it over This week marks the season THERE, with all their ballet premiere of "Saturday Night dancers!" Live," which is entering its 9. Jonah Hill as Evan 40th season. Happy birthday Grossman guys! To mark the occasion, Meet Evan, a 6-year-old we've assembled a list of our from a broken home who fre- 10 all-time favorite Jewish quentsBenihanaandcommu- moments on SNL (they're like nicates entirely via Borscht butter, so good Coffee Talk Belt jokes. and Hanukkah Harry didn't Best line, delivered to the make the cut): chef: "I love your showman- I0. Saving 'Soviet Jew- ship but careful with those elry' knives, you're giving me Gilda Radner scores as flashbacks to mybris. I don't Emily Litella on a Chevy know if I should clap or cover Chase-hosted Weekend Up- my shmeckle!" date segment, with her classic 8. Jewish Willy Wo~a talking-head rant trying to In 2011, Ben Stiller hosted figure out what all the fuss just as Yom Kippur was is about over Soviet Jewelry. coming to a close. Naturally, Diane Freed/Getty Images Adam Sandler's Hanuk- kah song, which debuted on 'Saturday Night Live' in 1994, became a popular hymn of Jewish pride. Jerry Sienfeld (circa 1992) as the prophet Elijah on SNL. Flea market at Kinneret The Kinneret Senior residents are hostinga flea market Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 11 and 12 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. each day. Residents will be selling arts and crafts, household items and other rare finds in the Social Hall. There is also a nice boutique and a greeting cards shop to browse through. Hot dogs, coffee and drinks will be available for purchase. Kinneret is located at 515 S. Delaney Ave., Orlando. Handy man and General Maintenance Air Conditioning Electrical Plumbing Carpentry Formerly handled maintenance at JCC References available STEVE'S SERVICES Call Steve Doyle at (386) 668-8960 Friedman-- Kashuk Real Estate Team with Fannie Hillman + Associates after all the fasting, he was feeling rather woozy during his monologue -- so woozy he conjured up Jewish Willy Wonka (An@ Samberg). The two traveled together to a world full of giant pickles and mustard. Singing ensued. Best line: "You're in a magi- cal world of Jewish foods. It's every taste you've ever imag- ined, from salty to fishy. 7. Iran so far In this Digital Short from 2007, An@ Samberg, Adam Levine and Jake Gyllenhaal join forces to serenade Iranian President Mahmoud Ahma- dinejad--with genius results. Best line: "You can deny the Holocaust all you want, butyou can't deny that there's something between us." 6. Sabra 'Price Is Right' Tom Hanks channels his in- ner shady, pushy Israeli as Uri, a game -show host who tries to convince contestants that the merchandise they see is not as crappy as it appears to be. Best line: "Watch him," Uri says to his lackey (pre-Zohan Adam Sandier) when Chris Rock takes the stage. 5. Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy explains Hanukkah Weekend Update is paid a visit by our favorite 13-year- old (Vanessa Bayer), who gives dreidels and gifts his signature awkward bimah speech treat- ment. Best accessory: The over- sized Yankees yarmulke. Best line: "It's no Xbox 360!" 4. Elijah the Prophet at- tends a Passover seder This version of Elijah (Jerry Seinfeld circa 1992) doesn't just slip in for a sec and take an obligatory sip of wine. He pulls up a chair, demands something better than Manischewitz and cracks a bunch of jokes (some corny, some dirty). Best line: "What is this, a matzah ball? Or are you go- ing to put a chain on it and demolish a building?" 3. Drake's bar mitzvah Gilda Radner as Emily Litella Night Live.' SNL (circa 1976) on 'Saturday rap AnyonewonderingifDrake felt Jewish on some basic Update in 1994 and belted would play the Jewish card level, but there was nothing out a clever, catchy tune during his stint as SNL host more hilariously overt than that became an anthem in 2014 didn't have to wait this 1980 fake ad for Jewess of Jewish pride, calling all long for an answer. He began Jeans, a parody of a Jordache tribe members to put on his opening monologue with commercial, their yarmuikes and tell abio (black, Jewish, Canadian, The best line is the tag line: their friend Veronica that former star of"Degrassi: The "You don't have to be Jewish. Chanukah is not just a sad Next Generation") and closed But it wouldn't hurt." little holiday that exists in it with a flashback of a rap he 1. "The Hannhkah the shadow of Christmas but performed at his bar mitzvah. Song" something special in its own Best line: "Please don't A bunch of centuries right. Something special forget I'm black, please, don't after the original Hanuk- that happens to be observed forget I'm Jewish/I play ball kah miracle, Adam Sandier by a lot of famous people. like LeBron and I know what bestowed upon the Jewish Best line: "Paul Newman's a W-2 is." people a second one. This half Jewish, Goldie Hawn is 2. Jewess Jeans modern Maccabee, if youtoo, put them together what A lot of what Radner did will, appeared on Weekend a fine-looking Jew." By Lacey Nickell JCC staff Jeffrey and Barbara Friedman Welcome Sheryl KashukTo'[he Team 407-222-6059 - Direct or Winter Park - Maitland- College Park - Orlando. Twice the Knowledge, Service and Experience Residential & Commercial too.,, Beginning in June, the Roth Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando be- came home of Special Olympic Swimming for Seminole County. Athletes trained and practiced to compete in the State Games every Sunday, from June I through Sept. 28. During the Special Olympic swim meets, athletes are held to the same regulations of any swim competition. This means they must demonstrate proper form, legal starts, turns, and finishes. Lacey Nickell, aquatics supervisor for the JCC, was asked to help coach the team during the summer. "My staff was very helpful andwilling to jump in periodically through the summer and volunteer their time and experience," said Nickell. The state games will be held at the North County Regional Park in Sebastian The Special Olympics Team does their team cheer along with staff after practice. this weekend, Oct. 3-5, where raffle and drawn for a spot to 15 athletes will compete. In compete in the State Games. order for athletes to qualify Thisyear,25athleteswereput for the State Games, athletes in the drawing, while in the must win first place in an past, there were not enough event at the Area Games. kids to need a raffle. Then, names are put into a Head coach Tim Hagan Jonathan Castillo the Roth JCC Aquatics said, "The majority of athletes at the JCC improved due to the high quality coaching." To learn more about the Spe- cial Olympics program at the Roth JCC, contact Lacey Nickell at