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Page 8, HERITAGE, Florida Jews_ h News: April 18. 19_8_0 B'nai Mitzvah Lisa Dubbrin Lisa Ann Dubbrin, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Allen Dubbrin of Longwood, will be called to the Torah as a Bat Mitzvah on the Shabbat of April 18-19 at Congr. Ohev Shalom. Lisa is in the seventh grade at Teague Middle School where she is a percussionist in the advanced band and winner of a recent labia tennis tournament. Her hobbies include playing the piano, horse- back riding, water skiing and swimming. !ii: ii  iiii I Photo by Jan Thomas Jeff Amon Jeff Amon. son of Linda and Max Amon of Maitland, will be 'alled to the Torah as a Bar Mitzvah on the Shabbat of April 18-19 at the Congr. of Liberal Judaism. Jeff is in the seventh grade at Maitland Junior High School where he is a member of the soccer team. He has been a member of the Maitland Soccer Club for more than four years. Sharing in the family's simcha will be Jeff's brother. Phil: sister. Faith; grand- parents, Sol and Bette Jaffe of Long Island, N.Y.: uncle, Steve Jaffe of Newfane, N.Y.; uncle and aunt, Sam and Toby Amn, and .... cousin, Mark Amon of Long Island, N.Y.; and uncle and aunt. Joe and Betty Amn. and cousin. Lee Amon of Long Island, N.Y. FACTORY OUTLET STORE It's time, once more, for those wacky headlines and what they really mean. Last time I ran them, I was accused of making the headlines up. No, sir! Honest injun--those were real, honest-to-goodness headlines garnered from IIII GOURMET PASTRIES national newspapers and IIII or Makes the DiStance magazines. "Husband and wife diet: 'We IIII 3212 E. CURRY FORD RD_. lost 270 lbs.' "' What the story (DOVER SHOPPING CENTER) was reallg about was a trip that this couple was on. She, not being able to stand it any more, left his mother locked in the restroom at Howard decorated with peanut butter and jelly. The bank sends me form letters, printed in red. I'm typing this column on notebook paper--my typing paper seems to have mysteri- ously disappeared--again. "Fear of Teens Turning Aged into Hermits." No Wegerle makes the headlines, is when he's doing more of his super playing for the Tampa Bay Rowdies. The fleet-footed South African, noted for his speed and strong corner kicks, has the drive, concen- tration and just plain fantastic ability to make him one of the Mix flour, and salt. mixture. Add enough dough 6-inch Ionq in threes. hot oil. Dip Quickly serving. Helene are real makes the thi[ me, and DAIRY Helena ! I lb. lb. butter I lb. I/2 sour Grease into 9x13 overnight. 2 c. milk I/2 c. sugar 1 tsp. vanillP 3 eggs '|OlOlOlOlilOlOlelOlelOlelelelilOlOl-ilOl Johnson's. That was the i Books & Records l quickest way she knew to lose Beat toc 18]iT'llrpo,'SOlce& j{,oliCl . }ewelry 1 270 Ibs. of ugly fat. noodle "New 5-minute Headache degrees for  unique IJills 1 Cure... Beats Splitting Pain HAPPY C, I1"" Religious Articles ee without,,Burt Drugs."Reynolds:SeeTheabove.Type i  A":; A K Needlecr aft . _. Ga, Who Turns Me On:' r,, betf STEi/E WEERt.E o. the eta - Roua gm. Ohev | Kohe Candy you didn't know that Buffs comment, greatest. A devoted husband On We gift wrap, mail & deliuer Imprinted Invitations 1 dream girl is over age, "Crying Is Good For Your and loving father. Steve isalso overweight, and writes a Health." With a 20-year an avowed chauvanist when Congr. HOURS: Mon-Sat 10-5 I Anytime by Appoinlment 305-830-1948 Authorized representative tar Encyclopedia Judaica I.132A Live Oaks Center Casselberry, FL 32707 9. IIIIIIIOIIIIIIIIItIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIOIIll NATURAL FOODS APRIL SPECIALS MILKCREEK ELASTIN CREAM .......... $8 5 FAT-OFF WEIGHT REDUCTION TABS. =7 97 NATURADE SKIN CARE SAMPLERS .... $4 5 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Oe Te He00k 331-8365 humor and cooking column. rm ready, Bur|, rm ready. "When Bed Is The Safest Place of All..." That's when l)The oven is filthy; 2)when your daughter says that she'd like to cook dinner; or 3) when it's raining outside and your house seems to be the neighborhood watering hole (and water closet). "What The Writing Paper You Choose Says About Your Image." My mother used to write to me on the back of computer printout sheets. Rita sends me notes on stationery American Express Travel Service for all your travel needs Tours & Cruises Air tickets Business travel American Express Travelers Cheques Extended payment plans for American Express cardmembers Longwood Travel Agency I ,, mlb, ..I  illav lu q)l)inl ( 111r. I-4& 11),434 (305) 339-6727 Deltona Travel Agency 2"7 |)e|ton;i ll|;il;1 l )e II .nl (305) 668-4418 marriage and three children (two teenagers as in above), I must be really healthy. "The Woman Who Stayed Pregnant for 3 Years." No, Dr. Thliver is in Manitoba, it just seemed that long. -A Laugh A Day Keeps The Doctor Away." See headline about crying. "15 Ways To Save Money On Grocery Shopping." First of all, like Jonathon Swift sort of suggested, sell your kids. "By the Year 2000... We'll Be Wearing Topless Outfits and Body Paint." Now rd really better start that diet) And the list goes on. If any of you have spotted weird and wacky headlines, how about sending them so we can all get a laugh --and keep the doctor away. The only time Steve it comes to women playing soccer, but he's such a nice guy. that I can almost forgive him for it. Or maybe it's that hes seen me play. This native treat is just loaded with calories, but he burns them off on the field. The rest of us can just get fat and enjoy. KOEKSISTERS Steve Wegerle Syrup: 5 c. sugar 2 |/2 c. water I tsp. ginger -Boil for 7 minutes. Put in refrigerator to cool. I lb. flour 1 heaping tsp. baking powder ]nch of salt 6 tbsp. butter I egg Apr. 22. to of officers synagogue ' committee. The slate include: pres.; Burt Barbara Adrianne Barbara Bloom. 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