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~.~ERITAGE FLORIDA JEWISH NEWS, APRIL 4, 2003 PAGE 9 By Gloria Yousha --- Call 407-657-9405 or 407-834-8787 The United Nations is a joke Just one case in point: HAs Jews are being attacked on the streets, a United Nations urnan Rights Commission Report on contemporary forms of racism, ignored the resurgence of anti-Semitism even as new Violent anti-Semitic attacks were taking place in Paris, Berlin andSydney, Australia. The consistent failure of the United Nations, dominated by more than 60 Moslem countries determined to block any discussion on anti-Semitism, only encourages further attacks /egainst Jews," according to Rabbi MARVIN HIER of the Simon isenthal Center "The United Nations has unfortunately he,me part of the problem and not the solution," he added. o WHAT? Didn't anybody send over that case of Viagara I raered for the impotent leaders of all the non-Moslem coun- tries?) r is raging against Saddam's regime as I write this column, for a laugh just a little comic relief to act as reporting ! watch on television. a (rated R) joke: been on the road for many weeks and had many weeks to travel before he would return to his stopped in at a Nevada brothel. walked straight up to the Madam, handed her $500 and "I want you to introduce me to the ugliest woman here Would also like a bologna sandwich." astonished by his request, the Madam explained that lovely looking lady and he on a three course meal. not interested," he replied. "I'm just homesick!" have to think about this one for a moment.) nnust admit, all this war reporting has taken its toll I wake up grumpy. days I let him sleep.) p the recent report on Ai4azeera television showing Army's Special Ops division during basic training. photo). so glad they aren't helping us in Iraq! 1 as you know, President GEORGE W. them in his "Axis of Evil" speech along with and North Korea. t made Russia, China and Syria angry. s "Axis of Evil" wannabees, they decided to call themselves Axis of Just Evil." >lease include France in that mix.) has no threatening military power but we hear are lethall HANDI-MAN & PAINTER Special Ops forces during basic training. the French Government announced today a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney, outside of Paris. comes one day after a nightly fireworks display Disney Park caused soldiers at a nearby French Army to a group of Czech tourists. looked at long and hard. is out that Syria is sending military supplies to Iraq to troops. is the home of Hezbolah and other known terrorist and yet is still a respected member of the United ,Council. comedian, Milton Berle, wasn't a psychic, yet he How did he know?) e wondering about our fight with Osama trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama found a sand and picked it up. a female Genie rose from the bottle and said, may I grant you one wish?" insulted at not being recognized and acknowledged leader, answered, "You ignorant daughter of a dog. I any common woman giving me anything[" responded, "Please let me grant you one" may be returned to the bottle forever." ,'Tery well I want to awaken with three in my bed." annoyed Genie said, "So be it," and disappeared. next morning Osama woke with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya and Hillary Clinton. gone his knee was broken and he had no anYone seen Osama bin Laden lately?) Shown here (1.r): KEVIN and HEATHER GRAY and JEN- NIFER and MARK COHEN. Has anyone seen EVELYN COHEN lately? I know for sure that she is NOT with Osama! However, I did receive this email recently and want to pass it along: "Has anyone seen Evelyn Cohen lately? We can't seem to find her anywhere. Perhaps that is because she has been on cloud nine for more than seven months ever since her son and daughter-in-law, btARTIN and JENNIFER COHEN of Port St. Lucie, announced they were expecting the first addition to their family. This is the first grandchild for Evelyn and she is fahklemped! Then, to add a little icing to the cake, just a month after that news sunk in, Evelyn's daughter and son-in-law, HEATHER and GRAY of Lake City, announced they were expecting a bundle of joy too! The due dates are approximately April 4 and May 22 and both are expecting to give birth to baby boys. When Evelyn does tal e an occasional step off'Cloud Nine' she can be found in the infant's department at any store buying 'just a little something' as Evelyn puts it. Evelyn recently held a surprise shower for Jennifer and she and Martin went home with a van full of beautiful gifts." (So ends the email.) Evelyn Cohen is my friend. From no grandchildren she will "graduate" to two grandcl il - dren very soon. Welcome to the club[ Someone to be very proud of MARC MILGRIM is a fourth grader at the Hebrew Days School. HIS entry to the Jewish National Fund, "Seeds of Thought ContesU was one of only six to receive honorable mention from across the United States. Marc's entry was extremely creative and thoughtful and demonstrated his clear under- standing of the importance of trees and the holiday of Tu B'Shevat, the New Year of the Trees[ A tree was planted in honor of his excellent work in the new Bible Forest just outside of Jerusalem. Marc described his paper, which was about a special seed to be used if stranded on an island. His special seed wou[d con- tain seed of Oak, Coconut, Apple and Orange trees. He explained his choices this way: "The Oak tree be- cause it can grow back when MARC MiI RIM you cut it down; the Coconut tree for its milk; and the Apple and Orange for its food." Marc was very excited when he found out that he had won. He added that "Everyone's essay is special in its own way." Marc is the son of ED and GALE MILGRIM. He is in Mrs.WILLOUBY's Class at the Hebrew Day School. I know Marc's parents and his teacher are very proud of him. I am too but I need a favor. Marc, you covered all the bases with your special seed. There will be a beverage and fruit but what about me? I NEED CHOPPED LIVER TO SURVIVE! Can you work on such a seed for me? Did you say shopping? I have two great suggestions for how to spend a Sunday. The Sunday I have in mind is April 6. First, from 10 a.m. until 4 p.m the Congregation Ohev Shalom Sisterhood and Seniors Group will hold a "Miriam's Market" in the social hail. There will be vendors selling all kinds of wares, including food. The event is free and open to the public and sounds like a terrific reason to gather. For further details, call BERNY RAFF, 407-657-8215. See "Scene Around" on page 10 EWISH can be purchased at the following locations: OnANGE CO TY * JCC *Cascades Florist 851 N. Maitland Ave. 10069 University Blvd. Maitland Orlando 2624 Too Jays * Cacades Florist E. Colonial Drive 711 N. Alafaya Trail Orlando Orlando 600 Borders * Too Jays North Orlando Ave.715 N. Alafaya Trail Winter Park Orlando, FL 32828 Southwest Orlando Jewish Congregation 11200 S. 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